WHERE’S Mido? Can you spot the elusive pizza loving poacher slapping on the factor 50 when he should be doing doggies at Hurworth? Have you bumped into the heavyweight Egyptian in Sharm-el-Sheik? Did you get stuck behind him and a trolley full of Jeff The Chef parmos in South Bank Asda? Or maybe he was seen licking a lemontop in Redcar. Join in the family fun and help us track down our targetman turned truant?
MEANWHILE, there’s some very interesting number-crunching of the wage bill black hole and bonus payments due now that are a ticking timebomb at crisis-club Newcastle over on the Two Hundred Per Cent blogzine. Crazy beyond belief.
ASTON Villa are currently snifffing around a double Downing/Tuncay deal, a bumper package that Boro value at ÃÂ£20m. This one could have legs….